"why don’t you have a boyfriend?"
have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
From Amazon’s best-selling parody author, Reid Mockery, comes Detergent. Beverly Cryer (Vurl) has to choose a dystopian faction to live with for the rest of her life. If she doesn’t make it through initiation, she’ll be factionless and declared a Detergent. But, Vurl is determined not to spend the rest of her life doing everyone else’s laundry. She is an independent young woman with skills she doesn’t even know about and with the help of handsome number Two she’ll not only make it through initiation, she’ll save the city from disaster.
Okay, that’s the serious book pitch. This is a book that makes fun of Divergent. It’s a parody, so it follows the same basic story but is more outrageous, silly, stupid and all the other things that make a great parody great. Mockery has a proven track record delivering laughs and this one doesn’t disappoint. If you loved Divergent, try Detergent!
My reaction to anyone trying to take my food.
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
it’s like a ballet
You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…
such flower. very petal. doge like it.
my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao
tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons
30 Days of Doctor Who | Day 30: The moment you fell in love with Doctor Who
sometimes i feel as useless as the ueue in queue
nice people are rare we must protect them at all costs
So my friend went to go see The Day Of The Doctor in theaters and while she was there she told me the screen was having technical difficulties. When this occurred she told me a large portion of the Whovians in the crowd proceeded to pull out their sonic screw drivers and point them at the screen at which point the screen started working again.