my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds
you can get a headache from looking at something that bright
This is the most inspiring thing I’ve seen on tumblr.
when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid
oh my god
NNNONONONONONONONONONN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS SHIT
WATCH THE ACTUAL VIDEO it’ll make you feel 10000x better
IT S TILL NMADE ME CRY
God damn bull terriers.
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like
this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE