realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
^watch the video because it’s trippy.
Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.
and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.
Yeah, sounds about right.
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
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Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
Ellen’s are a dying race, we must unite to take back what is rightfully ours