Please bring honour to us all
every disney/dreamworks/20th/animation songs: Hercules » I Won’t Say I’m In Love
If there’s a price fo rotten judgement; I guess I’ve already won that. My head is screaming, “Get a grip girl!” Unless you’re dying to cry your heart out.
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
yeah and? 200 years ago they had oil paintings
life goes on
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
You can read up to 500 words per minute
THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
Addams Family Values (1993)
Gomez knows how its fucking done.
Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.
Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.
Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.